Hindsight is a bitch. I thought I really nailed that bachelorette thing, what with the pole dancing and mechanical bull riding. I thought I had that "Best Bridesmaid Ever" title on lock down. Until today. Because if I was truly worthy of the title, I would have found this spa…
Nuptial Noodleing
Holy crap it's August! That means the wedding of the century is almost here. I guess I should check in with that Etsy vendor to make sure the bridal saddle will be ready in time. I've still only seen the preliminary sketches so you'll understand why I'm a bit concerned.…
Rhymes With Splat
So first? You guys rock. Almost as hard as the incredibly gorgeous Sarah. I have nothing but big squishy cartoon hearts for you all. Well, that and a whole mess of gratitude. But I'm not going to talk about that anymore today because it's Friday, I need something fluffy, and…