It's kind of been a crazy couple of days. A lot has happened since my last ramble. I'll try and hit the highlights...in order, of course. I read some seriously entertaining story submissions for my little contest. Want to win your very own Elly drawing? Of course you do! Here…
Wedding Contract Riders
So back at an under appreciated old married hag of honor in the mud... Gwen and I are butting heads. For some reason, she just won't embrace my vision for her wedding. I mean, just who does she think her wedding day is all about? I swear... She's turned down…
Seven Toes, No Waiting
I'm trying to be patient. I'm trying to be supportive. I'm trying to be understanding. I’m really trying to be the best damn old married hag of honor I can be. I'm trying.... I'm trying not to smack the shit out of my favorite bride to be. Gwen has had…