Suck It, Martha

It's getting all kinds of O. Henry up in here.  (Do people outside of Greensboro, North Carolina know anything about O. Henry or his stories?  I swear we learned to recite "The Gift of the Magi" in kindergarten.  I guess they wanted to prove we could produce things other than…

Search Optimization-ish

In the month of April, exactly sixty-four people landed on BugginWord after searching for "rod stewart latex."  Sixty-motherfucking-four people.  Which proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that my readers are incredibly confused and disturbed individuals....with decidedly dicey musical tastes. Speaking of mean and horrible, I received this text from…