It's getting all kinds of O. Henry up in here. (Do people outside of Greensboro, North Carolina know anything about O. Henry or his stories? I swear we learned to recite "The Gift of the Magi" in kindergarten. I guess they wanted to prove we could produce things other than…
Search Optimization-ish
In the month of April, exactly sixty-four people landed on BugginWord after searching for "rod stewart latex." Sixty-motherfucking-four people. Which proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that my readers are incredibly confused and disturbed individuals....with decidedly dicey musical tastes. Speaking of mean and horrible, I received this text from…
New Tricks
The brain. Dear God the brain. I think it's leaking. I'd love to tell you it's safe to put down the finger puppets ‘cause I'm ready to entertain again, but I'm not entirely sure that's true. I think I have not yet fully recovered from the past week of brain…