After nine long and expensive months, I am pleased to say we now have a clean title on our apartment. Also, as an added bonus, THEY (ya know, the MAN and his goons) can no longer seize my apartment if the guy across the hall defaults on his mortgage. Who…
Lawsuit
I've never sued anyone before. Let's take the positive approach here. You're supposed to try one new thing every day, right? Well today's new activity will be suing a bank. Hoo-frickin-ray. You guessed it - all is going rather poorly in my quest to move to Maplewood. Move...aw HELL...all is…
Garden Daydreams
Holy niftiness, Batman! As you well know, I've been desperately pining for a little patch of dirt ever since I moved to the city. I often daydream about what veggies I would cram into the fictitious garden I tend in my head. There would be kale, brussel sprouts, strawberries, and…