Dear Winter, Why the fuck are you still here? Seriously. It's March! What's with this in with a lion, out like a lion bullshit? It's not supposed to snow in March. I'm pretty sure it says so in the Geneva Convention. Or maybe the Treaty of Versailles. Regardless, you're breaking…
Herbert Might Be Made of Cheese
Yes this is probably the single cheesiest thing I've ever done in my life. Unless you count LiLo's...yeah, that again. But really, you should break out a box of crackers and a box of wine before watching this. Don't say I didn't warn you... Happy motherfucking booze time, my beauties.
Flutes, Not the Pan Kind
Hells to the yeah, Interwebz! Just in case you didn't hear already, my scans were cleaner than Lindsay Lohan's crotch. Which...makes it sound like they were filthy so that might not seem like the best analogy. But let's face it, I'm really not THAT clean myself. Still, I'm pretty confident…