My entire world has turned upside down. First, this happened: Gwen has more friends than Magillicutty already. I tell ya, that bitch is inconsolable. Maggie just sits in the corner sobbing while she takes all the little wire tops off the countless magnums of champagne she's consumed and bends them…
National Poetry Day
Apparently today is National Poetry Day. Who knew? In celebration, I thought I'd write some haiku. Sonnets are just far too daunting. Limericks are fun, but they have a day all their own. Maya Angelou eat your heart out. (By the by, do you think she and Oprah ever get drunk…
Get Your Limerick On
It turns out today is Limerick Day. Who knew? More over, who cared? But as I'm a little too angsty over recent housing developments to think about them further, I needed a distraction. And thus, my homage to Edward Lear and his lovely limericks. I'm surprised at how non-dirty these…