First? I love you people. Madly. I love you like Courtney Cox loves Botox. I love you like LiLo loves stealing things. I love you like drag queens love glitter. Y'all just about made my heart burst yesterday. In the good way. Not in the, wow-maybe-I-should-cut-back-on-the-meth kinda way. It kinda…
Getting Drilled
I woke up this morning to find the following text waiting for me on a blinking Webster: Know anyone that would like to buy a vagina painting for 50 bucks? I don't think it smells like hamster. How awesome is that? Also, if you feel like a gigantic $50 vagina…
Herbert Might Be Made of Cheese
Yes this is probably the single cheesiest thing I've ever done in my life. Unless you count LiLo's...yeah, that again. But really, you should break out a box of crackers and a box of wine before watching this. Don't say I didn't warn you... Happy motherfucking booze time, my beauties.