Me: Where's your tiny little hair trimmer thingy? Rocco: In the medicine cabinet. On the right. Me: I'm going stick it in my nose, does that gross you out? Rocco: Nope. It's been in my ass. Does that gross you out? I have no idea why Rocco's been sticking ear…
Fingernail Sweat
I can't decide if Magda over at I'm Just Sayin' is trying to A) kill me or B) have freaky lesbian monkey sex with me. She's given me ANOTHER award. Clearly she has ulterior motives or serious issues. Odds are high this will end in death or sex. Either option…