Further Proof NPH Should Be My BFF

Me:  Is this the coolest thing you've ever seen? *shows page from catalog* Rocco:  Since when do you like Jane Austen? Me:  No, the t-shirt! Rocco:  *blank stare* Me:  *singing* Now bring me prisoner 24601, your time is up and your parole's begun. You know what that means? Rocco:  *blank…