I've officially achieved a whole new level of crabby. Rocco: Good morning, beautiful. Me: Fuck you. I can't decide if it's day seven of consecutive overcast skies, hormones, delayed moving dates, aching joints, tornadoes, an impending visit with Aloysius, the lack of floating people on Saturday, my failed hard drive,…
Search Optimization-ish
What's the only thing more frightening than election results? Ayup, the freaky search terms that lead people to my site. I don't even know what to say about these anymore. Of course, that doesn't stop me from rambling on anyway, does it? "lady gaga's bellybutton" Really? Of all the things…
Pubic Enemy #1
I know this news is a couple days old now, but I just can't stop thinking about it. A 37-year-old woman in Florida has been charged with reckless driving after causing an accident because she was distracted as she shaved her pubic hair. The things people send me...it just makes…