Bruce Reynolds and Two Penguins

You know how sometimes in life 917 things happen simultaneously and about 70% of those things are really good and exciting and then 27.3% of them aren't bad exactly but just really time intensive and kind of draining and then there's that 2.7% of shit that totally terrifies you and…

Time Management is for the Unadventurous

I'm always late.  Always.  Maybe just sometimes.  Ok fine, almost always.  I know you're never going to believe this, but sometimes I get distracted. For example, I just lost thirty-five minutes watching that new Kanye West video.  I don't even like Kanye.  Unless you count that first record.  That shit…