Today (or the Euphemism Song)

I'm posting this video even though I'm a smidge nervous. Ya see, today's song was requested by one of my YouTube peeps.  Which means he/she/they/it don't read the blog.  Which means he/she/they/it probably doesn't realize my mind basically resides in the gutter.  Which means he/she/they/it might not like to hear…

We Uke You A Merry Christmas

Hi Interwebz.  Tis' the season for me to crawl into a mug of mulled wine and giggle with my siblings, so I'm afraid you're going to have to find your jollies (and vagina jokes) somewhere else for a little while. But before I embark on my epic quest to consume…