Doctor: So your baby is in the 90th percentile. Me: Fuck. Doctor: There are certain risks for a vaginal birth with a baby of this size. Me: *deep breath* Doctor: Even if you can pass the head, you've still got to contend with the shoulders. They can be damaged when…
As Stephen Lynch Would Say
Mom: So how did the sonogram go? Me: Ok. He's only "slightly above average." Once she was actually able to process what I asked, the doctor confirmed he is NOT Jabba The Baby. Mom: Well both you and Thom were almost 10 lbs. Me: I feel like maybe you've mentioned…