Pretend I Mailed This

Dear Friends, Family, and Interwebz, Look what I made with my vagina! I'm talking about the baby, not the shuke (shirt uke, obviously).  Though I guess technically my uterus made Paul.  My vagina wasn't terribly involved in the process since he was delivered via c-section, but she did get the…

Crap. Did I Just Write an Inspirational Post?

Once upon a time (or a few months ago),  a brilliant and beautiful blogger posted about how her wee two year old son randomly turned to her and said, "Mommy, you are a possibility." Is anyone else crying yet?  Am I still suffering from sleep deprivation and PMS?  Can you…