God these titles just get worse and worse. No wonder someone just came to my site after searching for "fingernail porn." Seriously, somebody stop me. I'm going to take off on a tangent before I even get to the meat of the post (she said meat). Close your eyes and…
Even More Farm
We poked around the old corn crib, commenting on the giant John Deere which had been reclaimed by the land. I tried to imagine a mini Kegger tearing through the fields, stopping only to lick the "clean" areas of the cow licks. (Yes, those would be the same areas that…
Farm, Part Deux
Suddenly I was all alone with Mustache Man as we made our way back towards the buildings. "You know, I was more familiar with the older siblings, but I remember your Mom, too. I don't think she remembers me. We didn't really interact. I was scared to death of her,…