Try Not To Hump Me

Let me preface this post by saying it's all Steam Me Up Kid's fault.  She started it.  That bitch.  She posted something on facebook about the free awesome makeover she did online, so I had to go and try it, too.  Because the allure of an orange pen can only…

Uke Shook Me All Night Long

These just get weirder and weirder, don't they?  One really shouldn't be allowed to uke while medicated. Shout out to Nicole for my awesome new t-shirt even if I forgot to say anything in the video itself.  Blame my rudeness on the Dayquil, darling.  It's a magnificent shirt and tight…