You ever have that morning where you're trying to arrange some art for your walls because you have a whole mess of people coming over to see your not-finished house this weekend and you pull out a frame that you like but you don't like the picture in said frame…
Try Not To Hump Me
Let me preface this post by saying it's all Steam Me Up Kid's fault. She started it. That bitch. She posted something on facebook about the free awesome makeover she did online, so I had to go and try it, too. Because the allure of an orange pen can only…
Uke Shook Me All Night Long
These just get weirder and weirder, don't they? One really shouldn't be allowed to uke while medicated. Shout out to Nicole for my awesome new t-shirt even if I forgot to say anything in the video itself. Blame my rudeness on the Dayquil, darling. It's a magnificent shirt and tight…