Elly Lonon

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Elly Lonon

Elly Lonon

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Pejazzling – More Shit I Can’t Make Up

May 19, 2011Elly LononOther Randomness, Sillynessbin laden porn, hustler, osama porno, pejazzling, penis bedazzling, penis vajazzling, Random thought, rhinestones, richard simmons, vaginas, vajazzling45 Comments

Speaking of shit I can’t make up, the people that brought you vajazzling just introduced a revolutionary new product – The Pejazzle!

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Even More Farm

October 1, 2009Elly LononRandom thoughtdad, Dixon, farm, grandpa, hustler, illinois, lego, middletons, mom, Random thought2 Comments

We poked around the old corn crib, commenting on the giant John Deere which had been reclaimed by the land.  I tried to imagine a mini Kegger tearing through the fields, stopping only to lick the "clean" areas of the cow licks.  (Yes, those would be the same areas that…

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