Are you ready to do this again? I swear these just get weirder and weirder. I'm not even including all the things people want Paula Deen to lick. See how good I am to you people? "i'm going to kill you in the face" I had an incredibly rough morning…
How the FDA Gave Me HPV
Dear FDA, What. The. Fuck? Up until about a week ago, I always associated the acronym HPV with genital warts. Ok, that's probably not going to stop, but now I ALSO associate it with some freaky thing called Hydrolyzed Vegetable Protein which is suddenly all up in the news (as…