I'm quitting. Again. My wee Hoboken apartment has been on the market for four frickin months - four long, long, vacuuming filled months. We've received a whopping ZERO offers over those four fabu months. So as of this morning, my apartment is off the market. Uncle. The end. Stick a…
Lawsuit
I've never sued anyone before. Let's take the positive approach here. You're supposed to try one new thing every day, right? Well today's new activity will be suing a bank. Hoo-frickin-ray. You guessed it - all is going rather poorly in my quest to move to Maplewood. Move...aw HELL...all is…
When You’re Sliding into First
It's funny. Well, it's not so much funny as in "ha ha" funny. Then again, it's not really funny in a "weird" sort of funny way. I guess it's more of an "awkward" funny, like "wow-that-mime-is-restringing-a-tennis-racquet-while-singing-"kookaburra-sits-in-the-old-oak-tree" kinda funny. No, that analogy totally leaves out the disturbing angle. I guess it's…