Muppets, Jane Lynch, and Snail Sex

This morning I had to do some pressing research (Do hermaphrodites have ovaries?) so I swung on over to the esteemed reference site Google - because if it's on the internet, it's fact, right?  Word to the wise: never, ever do research on hermaphrodites before finishing your breakfast, Interwebz. It's…

And The Concrete Phallus Goes To…

Well Miss Krissy, it's a good thing that you have "so muchroom for a mushroom" because I'll be mailing you a hand-painted, fifteen pound concrete phallus later today.  Just for good measure, I had everyone (Mom, Dad, Rocco, Thom, and Lucy) give the cap a little lick before I nestled…