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Happy almost Halloween!  I think my costume will be Flaming Nipple Sleep-Deprived Lady.  I know, EVERYONE is going to be in the same costume and I'll be super embarrassed but it just seems so much less work than crafting this bad boy... And no, I haven't practiced my uke even…

Flavor Flav Doesn’t Have Bunny Ears (Probably)

Halloween in Manhattan is always confusing and frightening for me.  I mean, you never really know who's in costume, right?  How can you tell the real Naked Cowboy from Halloween Naked Cowboy?  Is that your normal everyday wall street broker dressed up as a Lindsay Lohan or is that a…

Well That Didn’t Go At All As I Had Planned

I'm already thinking about Thanksgiving.  We're not even through Halloween and I've already moved on to Thanksgiving, Interwebz.  It's enough to make a girl stick her head in the oven...if she didn't know she'd have to pull her head right back out to deal with the fire alarm, that is.…