How the hell is it June already? Did May even happen? Did the Rapture suck up a mess of hours instead of pious people? Do cell phones cause brain tumors? Oh wait, that last one is a little off topic. Blame Sprocket. Or just go read my thoughts on the…
I’m Growing a Penis
First and foremost, I have good news. The parasite has a brain, a heart, two kidneys, two lungs, a liver...all those things you hope a human being will have. So yay. Second, the other news: As the sonogram goop started to dry around the edges of my gut, the technician…