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Writer of Wrongs, Drawer of Conclusions, Defender of Ukuleles

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June 2, 2011Elly LononCancer, Other Randomness, Sillynesscell phones, epcot, figment, get him to the greek, growing a penis, hedgehogs, neil patrick harris, radiation, Random thought, richard gere, russel brand, search optimization, ukulele, unicorns, vagazzling, vaginas, vajazzling, walnuts, walnuts look like brains, who, willie nelson, world health organization14 Comments

How the hell is it June already? Did May even happen? Did the Rapture suck up a mess of hours instead of pious people? Do cell phones cause brain tumors? Oh wait, that last one is a little off topic. Blame Sprocket. Or just go read my thoughts on the…

I’m Growing a Penis

May 16, 2011Elly LononFamily & Home, Sillynessgrowing a penis, I'm an Incubator. Gross., it's a boy, justin timberlake, pregnancy, rocco, sonogram, sonogram boy61 Comments

First and foremost, I have good news. The parasite has a brain, a heart, two kidneys, two lungs, a liver...all those things you hope a human being will have. So yay. Second, the other news: As the sonogram goop started to dry around the edges of my gut, the technician…