I'm always late. Always. Maybe just sometimes. Ok fine, almost always. I know you're never going to believe this, but sometimes I get distracted. For example, I just lost thirty-five minutes watching that new Kanye West video. I don't even like Kanye. Unless you count that first record. That shit…
Parking Tickets are More Expensive Than Herbert
Alternate-side parking is the bane of my existence. Do you know how expensive parking tickets are? Don't even get me started on the cheddar it takes to get your car out of the impound lot. Not that I have to do that much, Rocco. Maybe you shouldn't read this one. …
Poconos (Part One)
It's surprisingly hard to pack when you don't know where you are going. It's also surprisingly hard to pack when you haven't remembered to collect your suitcase from your little brother. Good thing I'm a resourceful bitch, eh? While I rifled through our collection of duffel bags and Whole Food…