Brace yourself, Interwebz. I have to talk about my boobs again. For those of you desperately in need of a vagina fix (Heh. That was way more fun to type than I even imagined.), may I suggest checking out this link. (So incredibly not safe for work but still amusing.) …
Engorged…or Georged
I can't quite believe I've reached a point in my life where I'm excited when a male I've known less than a month defecates in my lap while mauling my left nipple. THIS is why I never did drugs, people. Life is weird enough. I woke up this morning....rephrase....one of…