Engorged…or Georged

I can't quite believe I've reached a point in my life where I'm excited when a male I've known less than a month defecates in my lap while mauling my left nipple. THIS is why I never did drugs, people.  Life is weird enough. I woke up this morning....rephrase....one of…

Muppetational!

Just because it would be downright tragic if any of you missed this, here's the new video of OK Go performing the Muppet theme song.  Because OBVIOUSLY. There's a whole album, you know.  It's just filled with muppetational songs and it's called Muppets: The Green Album.  NPR has the whole…