Elly Lonon

Elly Lonon

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Elly Lonon

Elly Lonon

Writer of Wrongs, Drawer of Conclusions, Defender of Ukuleles

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funk

In Training

October 28, 2009Elly LononUncategorizedCast of characters, funk, gwen, vaginaLeave a comment

Gwen:  I really don't want to go this afternoon. Me:  Why? Gwen:  It's going to be a pap smear factory. Me:  Ew.  Did you trim your nails? Gwen (looking at nails):  Yup, they're nice and short. Me:  Jeez!  I was kidding!!   You're going to wear gloves aren't you? Gwen:  Well…

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Lucy Part Ducy

August 30, 2009Elly LononRandom thoughtchemo brain, dad, dinosaurs, drugs, funk, lucy, Random thought, rocco, scans, simone, yeast1 Comment

I think (knock on wood) that Lucy Goosey is in the clear.  I have based this hypothesis on several pieces of evidence. The vomit-a-thon has ceased.  Oh she still does that weird trick where she occasionally gets so excited she regurgitates her undigested food in the form of one solid soggy stinky log. …

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Quotes

August 28, 2009Elly LononRandom thoughtcock, dad, drew, farts, funk, mike, moleskine, mom, Random thought, rocco, thom, vagina, webter1 Comment

Recently I had a bit of a water bottle malfunction and emptied a half liter of Jersey's finest aquifer into my handbag.  While Webster emerged unscathed from the depths of my purse, my moleskine did not survive.  I was able to salvage a few quotes that must be documented before…

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