Gwen: I really don't want to go this afternoon. Me: Why? Gwen: It's going to be a pap smear factory. Me: Ew. Did you trim your nails? Gwen (looking at nails): Yup, they're nice and short. Me: Jeez! I was kidding!! You're going to wear gloves aren't you? Gwen: Well…
Lucy Part Ducy
I think (knock on wood) that Lucy Goosey is in the clear. I have based this hypothesis on several pieces of evidence. The vomit-a-thon has ceased. Oh she still does that weird trick where she occasionally gets so excited she regurgitates her undigested food in the form of one solid soggy stinky log. …
Quotes
Recently I had a bit of a water bottle malfunction and emptied a half liter of Jersey's finest aquifer into my handbag. While Webster emerged unscathed from the depths of my purse, my moleskine did not survive. I was able to salvage a few quotes that must be documented before…