In Training

Gwen:  I really don't want to go this afternoon. Me:  Why? Gwen:  It's going to be a pap smear factory. Me:  Ew.  Did you trim your nails? Gwen (looking at nails):  Yup, they're nice and short. Me:  Jeez!  I was kidding!!   You're going to wear gloves aren't you? Gwen:  Well…