I watched football yesterday. I was told I was rooting for the Packers, but then I saw that the other team was from Chicago. My mom is from Chicago. So of course I had to root for the Cubs. Apparently they lost. I, however, finished a very sexy Lord of…
Alien Life Forms
John (in the corner, wrestling with the champagne): Damnit! Everyone Else (screaming along with the TV): TEN...NINE... Me: You OK over there John? John (visibly panicked): I can't get it open! Everyone Else: SEVEN...SIX...FIVE... Rocco: Where's the remote? Somebody pause it! Yup. It's like THAT already. 2010 will officially be…