Search Optimization-ish

Yes.  We're doing this again.  Because frankly I really need to share these crazy search terms with you people so they don't stay trapped inside my brain slowly gnawing their way through my sludgy brain matter and out my thick skull. "inhale ranch"  Oh honey, I love ranch as much…

Flavor Flav Doesn’t Have Bunny Ears (Probably)

Halloween in Manhattan is always confusing and frightening for me.  I mean, you never really know who's in costume, right?  How can you tell the real Naked Cowboy from Halloween Naked Cowboy?  Is that your normal everyday wall street broker dressed up as a Lindsay Lohan or is that a…