God these titles just get worse and worse. No wonder someone just came to my site after searching for "fingernail porn." Seriously, somebody stop me. I'm going to take off on a tangent before I even get to the meat of the post (she said meat). Close your eyes and…
Bought the Farm
I've been thinking quite a bit about the old Middleton farm the past several days. I think it has a little something to do with all the fun and exciting veggies showing up at the Hoboken Farmers market. (Note: I suspect I incite great jealousy lugging my giant stalks of…
The Middleton Singers
I've got absolutely no idea where my love of music came from. Surely there's no genetic influence there. It's not like my family has a habit of randomly breaking into song...oh wait! Yes they do! And thank God for that. Why don't my guests break into four-part harmony when I…