Elly Lonon

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exorcism

Butt-Dialing

May 14, 2009Elly LononRandom thoughtbeauregard, bubba, Buddha, cell phone, exorcism, karaoke, nipple, Random thought, rocco, thom

I still hate my phone.  It's important for a relationship to have balance.  It also hates me.  I drop it, kick it, and generally abuse it when it frustrates me.  My phone extracts its revenge by locking up at crucial moments and by employing the ancient torture method of  butt-dialing. It's one of those touch-screen…

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