*knock, knock, knock* Remember me? No? Really? Not at all? *sigh* Does this jog any memories? Right, I thought so. Speaking of thinking, I think I'm back. I mean, I have an internet connection and a computer and all those components crucial to spreading my vaginal ramblings all over the…
Stuff You Should Buy
You know how last week I told you about all the awesome good things you could do with your money instead of buy holiday gifts? Well I really meant it, but sometimes you still have to come up with actual gifts for the peeps on your shopping lists. So in…
Muppets, Jane Lynch, and Snail Sex
This morning I had to do some pressing research (Do hermaphrodites have ovaries?) so I swung on over to the esteemed reference site Google - because if it's on the internet, it's fact, right? Word to the wise: never, ever do research on hermaphrodites before finishing your breakfast, Interwebz. It's…