This Is Me Buck Naked

I think I've figured out why I'm not sleeping.  And surprisingly, it's not just because I looked at this photo just before going to bed last night: Though I'm quite certain that didn't help.  (I'm looking at you, Creamed Corn.) You see, Interwebz, I finished my book.  Or at least…

No Sudden Movements

I'm full of the twitch.  (And I don't mean the lovable superstar hip-hop phenom from SYTYCD.  Though being full of Twitch probably wouldn't be all bad.  Crap, four sentences in and I'm already in the gutter.  That's gotta be some sort of record.) I've been upping my caffeine intake to…