It turns out adrenaline and rainbows will only get you so far, Interwebz. When drunk on happiness, one should really not assume one can climb mountains with a bowling ball wedged between their colon and lungs. If one was foolish enough to attempt such things, one might have a monster…
Cheney
Thom: Just checking to see if you remembered to put your phone on vibrate for the show. Me: Dick. Thom: That term has become much more offensive since Cheney. I would prefer you refer to me as a flesh tube.