I Popped My Minister Cherry

I married my friend Darrell last weekend.  Technically I married my friend Nicole, too. Oh relax, Rocco was there.  He even took pictures. Yes,  I'm an ordained minister.  I have power vested in me.  I don't even own any vests, people.  But still, I'm like...all pious and shit, now.  I…

Night o’ Light

Well.  I'm glad I did it, but holy crap that was miserable...and I've got the cold to prove it. First and foremost, gold stars and David Lee Roth kicks for my team.  I can't decide if my respect for them has increased because they made it out in such shitty…