I married my friend Darrell last weekend. Technically I married my friend Nicole, too. Oh relax, Rocco was there. He even took pictures. Yes, I'm an ordained minister. I have power vested in me. I don't even own any vests, people. But still, I'm like...all pious and shit, now. I…
Night o’ Light
Well. I'm glad I did it, but holy crap that was miserable...and I've got the cold to prove it. First and foremost, gold stars and David Lee Roth kicks for my team. I can't decide if my respect for them has increased because they made it out in such shitty…