Learning how to play the ukulele is really cutting into my surfing-the-internet-for-really-weird-stuff time. For the record, it's totally worth it. I'm having the best-est time ever. In fact, I'm trying to figure out how I can work Herbert into my old married hag of honor toast at Gwatt's wedding. (Performing…
Wedding Contract Riders
So back at an under appreciated old married hag of honor in the mud... Gwen and I are butting heads. For some reason, she just won't embrace my vision for her wedding. I mean, just who does she think her wedding day is all about? I swear... She's turned down…
Boozecats
You might be surprised to learn that I have some pretty weird friends. I'll just pretend you all responded correctly. In case you'd like to play along at home, any of these responses will work: Gasp! What?! Not you!! For example, I have a friend that we affectionately call Creamed…