Strangle a Tampon for Jesus

Here's another one to file under the "Shit I Can't Make Up" heading.  Thank goodness I have such amazing friends who bring this sort of thing to my attention. God bless the Interwebz, y'all.  And God bless Madge.  Because this is the sort of shit a gal just can't find…

Project Shower Curtain

I've got to get out more.  I'm all about making up these bizarro projects and subsequent timelines for completing said projects.  Couple this trait with my eternal cheaper-than-Scrooge mentality and things get pretty frickin weird around here. Take Project Shower Curtain for example.  Mmm, hmm.  You heard me.  I suppose…