Holy Crispex in a container it is good to be home. Be warned that this probably won't make much sense since I'm still a wee bit travel weary. Also I believe that a family of small, gelatin-like aliens have taken up residency in my nasal cavities and are trying to…
Bloggers Get Naked
"Don't call me Shirley." And that's just about all the sadness I can take today. Let's move on to happy, joyful things, shall we? Like...oh I dunno...how about barnacle schlongs? While the Tuberous Bushcricket may have the biggest balls relative to body weight in the animal kingdom, the barnacle comes…
No Sudden Movements
I'm full of the twitch. (And I don't mean the lovable superstar hip-hop phenom from SYTYCD. Though being full of Twitch probably wouldn't be all bad. Crap, four sentences in and I'm already in the gutter. That's gotta be some sort of record.) I've been upping my caffeine intake to…