If you missed the first installment of "A Tale of Two Titties" start here. I barely had time to read the poster propaganda before Nicole was back in the room, honing in on my breasts. "I'll fasten them for you in the interest of time. Slip this on." I pulled…
I Have a Brablem (Part One)
Before we get started here, why don't you stroll on over to Craftastrophe and check out my latest find. It'll put hair on your chest. Literally. Speaking of which, I'm going to mix it up, Interwebz. Today, rather than talk about my vag as per usual, I'm going to talk…
Career Possibilities
So now that we've established I'm going to live forever and not end up married to the ruler of a small third world country, I guess I have to start thinking about what I want to be when I grow up. I'm not exactly itching to return to the daily…