Elly Lonon

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Elly Lonon

Elly Lonon

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More Than One Way to Skin a Mac

March 5, 2010Elly LononRandom thoughtcomputer, mac, period, Random thought, unicorns, uterus43 Comments

I can't decide which hurts more today, my brain or my uterus.  I like it when everything breaks simultaneously.  No really.  It's my FAVORITE. Not that my uterus is broken.  It's just leaking.  If I wasn't racking my brain with all this computer/web related stuff, I'd probably be trying to…

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My Computer is like Jesus

February 20, 2010Elly LononRandom thoughtcomputer, lorazepam, mac, manhattan, Random thought, rocco, rod stewart, thom, vaginas, yoda15 Comments

Next time I decide to kill a computer, can someone please remind me what a horrific plan that is?  Resurrection is overrated.  Really, I can think of better ways to spend my time. These blank index cards aren't just going to shuffle themselves. Yet there’s always a silver lining, right? …

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