Ok people, you really need to be more boring. I have this big long list of things I want to write about but you kids keep distracting me with your links, and your videos, and your Edward panties....SHEESH! (No Lydia, I really can't write more than one a day. REALLY!)…
NaBloPoMo
I don't know if you've heard, but I'm the teensy weensiest bit Type A. And yet, somehow I'm also incredibly good at unemployment. What can I tell you, Interwebz? I'm an enigma. The last time I enjoyed unemployment was fresh from my "downsizing" at Columbia Records. (That is a story…
Flashbacks
Last Friday, Gwen and I snuck into the Oprah taping live in Central Park. As we settled into our seats inside the lighting booth, I mapped out the best route through the crowd for when I pulled my Kanye. I rehearsed my lines for Gwen, "Congrats and Imma let you…