TEMPORARILY CLOSED FOR UNFORESEEN COLON EXPLOSIONS. looks like you guys may still have to bash my brains in, after all. While I wait for these nine doses of Pepto to have some sort of positive impact, I'll distract you with these adorable videos that the adorable Sister Mary Hellish sent…
Assuming We Don’t Count Fictional Vampires
I'm mildly obsessed with Neil Patrick Harris. The term "mildly obsessed" in that previous sentence could also be replaced with "consumed by an intense need to host a slumber party where he and I stay up all night giggling and singing show tunes after which I will chain him up…