Strangle a Tampon for Jesus

Here's another one to file under the "Shit I Can't Make Up" heading.  Thank goodness I have such amazing friends who bring this sort of thing to my attention. God bless the Interwebz, y'all.  And God bless Madge.  Because this is the sort of shit a gal just can't find…

When Herbert Met Isabella

So after all my talk about not doing Christmas presents this year, Rocco bought me one anyway.  At least, I think it was for me.  It might have been for Herbert.  I don't think it really matters.  Oh whatever...just meet Isabella already.  (Most photos by my adorable dad.  *waves frantically* …