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Elly Lonon

Elly Lonon

Writer of Wrongs, Drawer of Conclusions, Defender of Ukuleles

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July 14, 2017Elly LononMusic & Other Entertainmentchicken vaginas, skyway, Uke Rhymes With Puke2 Comments

Three-year-olds are ASSHOLES. That doesn't really have anything to do with anything but sometimes a girl just has to vent. Speaking of vents, did you know chickens don't have vaginas? Just their vents. Fun fact. Whip it out at summer BBQ's. You're welcome. Enough about children and the anatomy of…

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