I'm wicked crispy, so bear with me on this post. Also, you're going to want to wash your hands before you read any farther. All clean? Then let me hit you with the highs and lows of my thirty hours in Chicago. Chicago didn't start out well for me. Upon…
Alien Life Forms
John (in the corner, wrestling with the champagne): Damnit! Everyone Else (screaming along with the TV): TEN...NINE... Me: You OK over there John? John (visibly panicked): I can't get it open! Everyone Else: SEVEN...SIX...FIVE... Rocco: Where's the remote? Somebody pause it! Yup. It's like THAT already. 2010 will officially be…
Farm, Part Deux
Suddenly I was all alone with Mustache Man as we made our way back towards the buildings. "You know, I was more familiar with the older siblings, but I remember your Mom, too. I don't think she remembers me. We didn't really interact. I was scared to death of her,…