I'm full of the twitch. (And I don't mean the lovable superstar hip-hop phenom from SYTYCD. Though being full of Twitch probably wouldn't be all bad. Crap, four sentences in and I'm already in the gutter. That's gotta be some sort of record.) I've been upping my caffeine intake to…
A Random Shoe Story
I think it's safe to say Spring is here - as evidenced by the copious amounts of mucus currently congealing in the back of my throat. It seems like Mother Nature is finally going to let me wear a pair of cute shoes as opposed to the galoshes and snow…
Sappier Than a Nicholas Sparks Story
I've got rock climbing on the brain today. "Really Elly?" I hear you asking. "I don't really think of you as the rock climbing type." Yeah well, just because I've never actually attempted rock climbing doesn't mean I can't still use it as the basis for an analogy. I’ve never…