Elly Lonon

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Elly Lonon

Elly Lonon

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Carolina Wedding (Part Two)

December 20, 2009Elly LononRandom thoughtcentral park, come hell or high water, gwen, miley cyrus, mosquitoes, north carolina, Random thought, rc cola, shane, virginia7 Comments

Back in the reception hall, I looked for my date.  Instead I found Gwen crying like a little bitch and leaking mascara onto her chin.  I don't know why I was surprised.  Last time we went to a movie the poor thing started weeping during a preview for a Miley…

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Central Park

November 16, 2009Elly LononRandom thoughtcentral park, danielle, david byrne, manhattan, muppet, music, Random thought, vomit2 Comments

I love Central Park.  What's not to love, really?  Well I suppose there are the stinky homeless guys, the piles of horse shit, and the tourists with their never ending photo ops...but how is that different than any other area of Manhattan? Yesterday was absolutely beautiful.  A nice day seems…

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Home

October 13, 2009Elly LononRandom thoughtcentral park, hoboken, home, lucy, north carolina, Random thought, rocco, simone, smith mountain lake, virginia2 Comments

Yesterday I awoke to the cacophonous thunder of honking. Rolling, relentless peals ripped me from my surprisingly sweet and nostalgic dreams. While my mornings usually start with the bleating of horns bouncing off the buildings that line Fourteenth Street, I was not in Hoboken — I was home in Virginia.…

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