Breaking news, Interwebz - Smart People Drink More Alcohol. Some data fiend decided to see how data on drinking habits correlated with all sorts of other fun factors like religion, education and politics. Educated godless liberals with large vocabularies, it seems, enjoy a beverage more than most. This just in…
A Little From Column A
Yesterday morning I noticed that my cat was blue. No, I'm not about to crack a joke about the cold weather because a) the cold is not funny, we hates it and b) for reals, my cat is totally blue. Well, not the entire cat. There's just a chunk of…
Parental Advisory
So let me preface this post by saying it is entirely possible that this will not amuse you as much as it amuses me. However, if it amuses you even a fraction of how much it amuses me, I hope you're either wearing depends or not particularly fond of your…