When you open the door of your apartment to find your boxer-clad husband standing awkwardly with a kitten in one hand and a jar of some unknown substance in the other, the last thing you want to hear him say is, "Hold on, I was just blocking a hole that…
Why Weekends Make Me Tired
It's kind of been a crazy couple of days. A lot has happened since my last ramble. I'll try and hit the highlights...in order, of course. I read some seriously entertaining story submissions for my little contest. Want to win your very own Elly drawing? Of course you do! Here…
Poon Tang Dynasty
My entire world has turned upside down. First, this happened: Gwen has more friends than Magillicutty already. I tell ya, that bitch is inconsolable. Maggie just sits in the corner sobbing while she takes all the little wire tops off the countless magnums of champagne she's consumed and bends them…