I went to visit Mildred last weekend. I crossed at least three different bodies of water to cuddle with my kitty-to-be. She's even cuter in person. Let me tell you, sitting on the floor while seven kittens climb all over your legs is just about the best mood enhancer ever.…
Seven Toes, No Waiting
I'm trying to be patient. I'm trying to be supportive. I'm trying to be understanding. I’m really trying to be the best damn old married hag of honor I can be. I'm trying.... I'm trying not to smack the shit out of my favorite bride to be. Gwen has had…
Suck It, Sally Field
Imagine me about a foot shorter and hawking Boniva tablets, because I'm about to start screaming "You like me - you REALLY like me." The svelte, ridiculously attractive, tequila drinking wild woman over at I'm Just Saying is spreading some blogoshpere lovin' with the I LOVE YOUR BLOG AWARD! I…