Elly Lonon

Elly Lonon

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Elly Lonon

Elly Lonon

Writer of Wrongs, Drawer of Conclusions, Defender of Ukuleles

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Kitty Killing and Sexy Sea-Monkeys

June 22, 2011Elly LononUncategorizedCast of characters, dad, lucy, mildred, mom, sea monkeys, sex with seafood22 Comments

So far my parents are failing miserably at the little "Grandkid Caretaker Trial Run" test we've given them with the cats. Well, that's not entirely true.  They were going gangbusters for a bit there - building toys, attempting to play chase despite arthritic knees, napping on the floor of the…

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Muppets and Monsters

May 17, 2011Elly LononFamily & Home, Music & Other Entertainment, SillynessCast of characters, dad, jim henson, mom, muppets, virginia30 Comments

I'm the worst Jim Henson fan ever.  I didn't realize yesterday was the anniversary of his death.  Then again, I always think it's nicer to celebrate the anniversary of someone's birth.  Which, for Jim, is September 24th.  But I saw this video this morning and there's no way I'm going…

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Short (Like My Attention Span)

May 11, 2011Elly LononFamily & Home, Music & Other Entertainment, SillynessCast of characters, flight of the conchords, mom, randy newman, short people, ukulele, uterus19 Comments

Mom:  So.  An entire post on a uterus? Me:  It could be worse, you know. Rocco:  If you say so. Me:  You two should be grateful I write about plushy reproductive organs.  I could write a blog post about all my past romantic endeavors.  Or how hard my childhood was.…

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